Monday, March 9, 2009

Off Day Shenanigans

Is it a bad sign* when you wake up a 7:30 am still fully dressed (yes, including shoes) with the lights on and the door open? I may or may not have passed out Sunday after an evening at the Moon Saloon. Let's just say we might've over done it.

Good thing Monday was pretty much a day off down here, which of course meant it rained early in the morning**. Once the weather cleared up we did go out on a shoot, but really when said shoot is at a golf course how can you really complain? I know I can definitely find way but I probably shouldn't. So after a grueling day of "work" we set about the real business of the day, finding updates for the blog.

Having a day off down here is something so rare most of us weren't sure what to do with ourselves. Little Kid was so befuddled he went out and got a part-time job because he thought he was required to work everyday.


Unless the cows were dressed as cacti I'm not quite sure what Dan was guarding, not alot of cows in the middle of the desert. As you can see Dan was a natural at doing nothing since he's had plenty of practice every day down here doing just that. That sign isn't just going to hold itself up!

While taking Dan out to his job we discovered we were being stalked. Believe me, we were as surprised as anyone!


Note to Ms. Mackrow, when stalking someone you shouldn't put your name on a sign indicating your location. Like we'd really fall for the old boat parking in the middle of desert trick! I mean we might not be smart individually but with the power of group thinking even we can figure these things out out***.

Though we might've had the day off from work that doesn't mean we took the night off from going out. Oh no my friends, we were back out and enjoying the Peoria nightlife at the Fox and the Hound. However, we might have over done it**** as walking into the ballpark Tuesday was pretty tough.


Spring training is really taking a toll on Curt. Looks like it going to be a long season for him.

The only person excited to be at the ballpark was Dan because the loveable losers***** known as the Cubs were in town and we all know Dan is gay for the Cubs. We have to lock him in the booth to keep him from over-excitedly hugging Ryan Theriot. Speaking of, it's my shift to watch the window to make sure he doesn't jump out and run through the stands towards the Cubs dugout.

Back to the grind.


* Or an awesome one?

** Every off day the last 3 years (I believe that would be 3 total, maybe) it has rained. The odds of this occuring have to be monumentally low. Curt of course has the exact line and is betting it hard.

*** Not even remotely true.

**** I know that's hard to believe with us.

***** Nobody loves a loser, just win something already, damn it!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

All of these stars are getting out of hand!

PandA said...

So, Mr. Jerkobson, if a blog has no comments in two years, does it really exist? I'm a bit concerned with Curt pallor in the picture on this post, that or the Red/Green balance on your camera is f'ed.

When we're out there, are we required to scale your mountain with y'all?