We're all Arizonians

While I'm pretty sure Surprise stadium is actually hell, the Mariners are more than happy to provide the soundtrack to hell. There is nothing worse than the Mariners pre-game music selection. Trying to work with a hangover (more on that in a second) while having your ears attacked by crap like "Centerfield" and 18 different versions of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" is no freaking picnic. In my attempt to keep my sanity we've cranked up a little "Bad Obsession" by GnR, one of the favorite songs of tv's own Brad Adam.

So after a week away* we found our way back to the Guilty Skirt last night. The big draw was of course the numerous HD tvs so we could watch the Cougs crush the lame Ducks**. I swear that was the real reason, not the fact that it was the first day back at work from having her wisdom teeth removed for our favorite waitress***. We must have really celebrated that Cougar victory because my head is pounding right now and that's just for a first round win. Our show should really be sponsored by Chaser it would really help.

Alright that's about all the words I can muster today. Hopefully the show edits itself today because I can tell I'm going to be of no use. Plus, we just had our first Josh Hamilton sighting and he is my favorite Hamilton****.

* Yes, we were proud of ourselves that we could stay away a whole week.

** Sorry, Doug

*** Yes, I'm aware that it is very creepy that I know that.

**** Sorry Steve, but it's at least close.

For the record here is Rees' picture. I was squinting because of the sun but I can't for the life of me figure out what I'm doing with arms and shoulders.